BUY NOW!
This stuff is REALLY good!
The quality of our powder is unbeaten by any other sellers. We can guarantee that we will not tell on you! Also, the quality is so good that the chemical burns only start after a few minutes! We make our unrivaled meth from the basement of [REDACTED], Vermont. If you want to know our special formula, click here.
In fact, our methamphetamine is so good that every time we get raided by police we just have to give them a stab with our free sample and they never return to the police station! Our product is guaranteed to keep you coming back until you can't come back anymore. We built our own machinery using parts of broken HP printers discarded in our neighbor's yard. Don't worry, last time we got printer ink in our meth it was the same time as an explosion in our lab, so we couldn't sell any. We also used some really cheap pipes we got from this town in Michigan named "Flint" that got in the news for some reason.
Right now we are running some sales! Only $100 for 5 grams of meth! You can pick up the meth from our basement (we'll tell you our address if you stop reading and actually order the stuff you dingletart). We also can deliver the stuff to you if you give us enough money to bribe the cops along the way. Our stuff is so "high quality" that the drug sniffing dogs can't even smell it! You can also buy our clearance meth for only $10 for 5 grams! We only made a few "mistakes," and now we need you to buy it right now before it starts changing color! If our meth kills you, we will give you half off of your next order! If you hook us up with cheaper precursors, we can "negotiate" elsewhere.